Yesterday on the way to the bus stop a dirty man approached me. Ignoring the fact that I had on headphones he proceeded to talk to me.
Him: Can I ask you a question?
Me: (groaning internally) Eghhh... I guess
Him: Do I have something on my ass?
Me: What?
Him: Do I have something on my ass? I just got out of a dumpster.
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this sounds like only half the story.
True true. I forgot to say, "AND NOW I'M ENGAGED!'
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